Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS
The cutest thing ever.
Our fighter, after putting all of his ranks in Linguistics.
The fighter can’t read.(via outofcontextdnd)
I just bought my Wonder Woman comic and these were the last two pages. Wonder woman makes me extremely happy.
Druid (suspiciously): When that guy went to sleep he was a half-elf and now he’s a dwarf!
DM (deadpan): Second puberty.
//This began the rise of Aperture Science.
I wanna see how much of an effect a bullet would have, if any.